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Stern@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

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What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

Stern@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

    Or

    Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

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      Lol… If I had 5 bucks for every time I’ve heard or said “fucking Microsoft” in my life 😂

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      The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.

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      Azure AD is now Entra?? Dafuq?

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        That is the one I am not going to complain about. Azure AD was the wrong name.

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      For anyone else who can relate, I found that this site is clutch for getting around the different portals:

      https://cmd.ms

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    “Is that logo vector?”

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Uh, I don’t know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.

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        Put it up and we’ll find out.

        The billboard:

        Narrator: It wasn’t.

        • sysadmin420@lemmy.world
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          Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I’m dying.

          I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.

  • NightHarvest@lemm.ee
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    “It’s always DNS.”

    • nyar@lemmy.world
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      Is it patch Tuesday again already?

    • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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      It’s not a networks issue.

  • ostsjoe@lemmy.world
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    Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

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      McDojo karate instruction?

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    Can you believe what unity just did?

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    Garbage in is garbage out

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      This is true for a lot of fields, but I’m going to take a guess you’re working with machine learning?

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        I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)

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        Dishwashing

  • Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works
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    Always grease your stern gland, it’ll save your life one day

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    One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!

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    After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

    • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is pretty Solid.

  • leah@lemm.ee
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    Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over… would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

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      Then you chained out on the AM side didn’t you?

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    Isn’t IBM documentation the worst?

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    A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

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    It’s not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

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    Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

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    I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands

    (Bouldering)

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      And a side effect of

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