Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

When I make espresso at home with a La Marzocco GS3 I’m cool, but when I partake from a Costco tub of caffeine pills, somehow I’m the freak.

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

this was also me in my 20s when someone asked if i wanted to go out drinking

So many rules!

Ok, what film is this from?

Drinking is best when I don’t have to drive… because I can have more than two beers.

“But the master wouldn’t approve” -Torgo IYKYK