If you torture the data long enough, hey look at how low I got my p-value.

The Hyena Considers mouth pipetting

TIL someone trademarked it.

Really demonstrates how broken our trademark system is.

Richard Stallman, is that you?

This… might just be the only way to get funding now

Ctd?

The comparative toxicogenomics database?

So what you’re saying is we haven’t had enough Black Fridays yet

What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and…

Seems like they finally met their match though.

We’ve never been very good at this either

You don’t.

Instead, you always have a roving band of chickens following you to eat them.

He apparently wrote an essay about it

Truly a man ahead of time.

PR stunt in space while women are having their rights taken away… ehhhh…

I guess us Americans are out…

It’s actually turtles all the way down.

I guess we are in a way a filtration system that removes oxygen from the air…

Probably not great for eyes or noses or filtration systems either

Oh this was a deliberate upgrade - they just didn’t bother to ask/check if it was ok to just spontaneously do… 😞

Until Trump ignores court orders and cuts funding anyway.

Supreme Court will probably rule that while congress has the power of the purse, the president has the power of canceling the credit cards in the wallet, because fuck you that’s why

That sounds pretty awesome