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Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. “Too long, too sciency.”
Curse you. You stole my outtake.
“In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable.”
Demon cores aren’t literal.
WHAT THE FUCK
Play with my screwdriver daddy uwu
It’s making me smile know what just happened to you after reading that comment and wondering what a demon core could possibly be.
NCD
isisn’t leaking enough
In case anyone wants the answer, it’s late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.
Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
Given Tucker’s views on women, I don’t see a discrepancy
Eh, I don’t even want to give credence to Carlson’s garbage by repeating it. But even if we imagine Otto Frisch was somehow there alone making drawings in the snow, we still know when it happened.
Of course we shouldn’t do that. Meitner was by far the more experienced scientist and expert on the topic.
They are just saying that any of the scientists could/would become the “demon” arguing against is just a lesson of futility
Womb demons tricked her into discovering neutron radiation
it’s late December 1938
Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
What a lady, what a night.
Been a lot of “demon” talk from him lately. Tucker’s literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.
I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? …it’s very clear to me both are demons.
There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.
Courting the same demographic
Demongraphic
I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.
Reportedly he has a very worth of $50M. If that was just in investments getting 4 percent a year, that would be $2M annually for doing nothing. Kind of gross to stoop to that level for money when you have so much.
thankfully tucker has never been kind of gross
Did Bill O’reily skip the third grade?
Andrew Shultz origin story revealed
I see!
There’s only one explanation
“I have never met a person who can…”
Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?
This is a technique of theirs “I’ve never met _____, therefore ____.”
Demon wranglers
How most dumb people reason.
I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it’s not real.
If i dont know, nobody knows.
Academics : exists
This fucking guy : “no one in the entire world knows when nuclear power was first theorized, and then confirmed by several experiments”
I’ve got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that’s no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn’t believe in. Grifters gonna grift.
That’s my initial thought as well. The weird thing though is he’s already rich, he could bugger off into obscurity and live a life of luxury, but it seems like he just craves attention.
Of course not. That would require him acknowledging women in science. That would be Marie Curie.
Maybe he is insinuating that women are demons
He nay be insinuating that jews are demons. Many of the most famous early nuclear scientists were jewish.
That would be on point for him.
I’m not defending Tucker here but no it was not Marie Curie.
Well you have the guy who found uranium, the guy who ran electricity through a vacuum, the guy who found pitchblende, and then Marie Curie who did the experiments with refined pitchblende to create X-ray machines.
If you want to talk specifically about nuclear energy and weapons then you’re probably looking for Rutherford. But he wouldn’t even be conducting those experiments without Curie, Röntgen, and Becquerel.
Either Rutherford or Fermi are who you’d probably credit for that given moment.
The thing is X-rays are absolutely nuclear science too.
Are they though? X-rays are emitted by electrons, not nuclei. They’re like, nuclear technology-adjacent. But if you had to pick just one moment in time, that moment is not x-ray technology
Okay. You do you.
Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.
Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!
Dude my brother-in-law.
Fuckin’ aliens built everything! Baghdad Batteries? Aliens. Pool of mercury in a pyramid? Alien Power Cell that we don’t understand yet.
Wasn’t there a big budget biopic on Oppenheimer that released last year?
I can’t recall the name of it… But it was for sure centered on Oppenheimer while he helped develop nuclear fission weapons.
If anyone can remember the name of that biopic that focused on Oppenheimer, please let me know, it’s killing me.
I am 99% sure that film was called “Lise Meitner”
No i believe it was the one called “Big Explodey”
The splitting of the atom was only referenced in a single line in that movie and it wasn’t Oppenheimer who did it. Then Fermi’s first nuclear reactor was only briefly mentioned in one scene. Oppenheimer developed the nuclear bomb specifically.
So you clearly missed the point of the exercise, thank you for debating all the minutia of my joke to me.
Have a great day!
The punchline of your joke is that the answer is Oppenheimer, but it isn’t. Your joke just doesn’t make sense lol
What is a nuclear bomb but a single-use, disposable nuclear reactor?
Oh well sure lol.
But if you want to isolate “The moment nuclear technology became known to man”, the splitting of the atom or the reactor that was built before the atom bomb are probably what you’re going to go with.
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Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT “hey guys check out this sick thing i just did” PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.
Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:
What the fuck‽
Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭
Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I’m making the most of it.
What‽
Oh yeah, on Android hold down the ? button, it’s right there.
How have I never known this‽
I also switched to an Icelandic keyboard so I can type ð þorn and eð, and ðen found out ðat people hate it when you use ðem.
Lol rip my keyboard (fossify keyboard) doesnt seem to have it so im leaving it in the paste bar for now xD
Interrobang ‽
How tf am i JUST finding out about this ‽‽‽
Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn’t this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?
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I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.
Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…
Here’s a hint on what Tucker is getting at, all three scientists you listed were Jewish…
