• [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
    46·
    2 months ago

    “Can I get those tps reports?”

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠾⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⠁⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠈⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣁⣀⣠⡿⠋⠀⠀⠙⢿⣄⣀⣈⣿⡀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠛⠛⢻⣧⠀⠿⠇⠀⣼⡟⠛⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣦⣴⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠛⠷⠶⠶⠾⠛⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀
    ⠀⣸⣿⣿⢷⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⡾⣿⣿⣇⠀
    ⢠⣿⢸⣿⠀⣿⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢹⣿⠀⣿⡇⣿⡄
    ⢸⡏⢸⣿⣀⣿⣇⣤⣿⣭⣭⣿⣀⣸⣿⣀⣿⡇⢹⡇
    ⢸⡇⠀⢿⣏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⣹⡿⠀⢸⡇
    ⢸⣿⣤⣌⠛⠷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⠾⠛⣡⣤⣿⡇
    ⠘⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⢿⡾⠇⠸⢷⡿⠀⠀⠀⠸⠿⠿⠃
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠈⠛⠛⠀
    Yeah, I think I get it now

  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
    11·
    2 months ago

    Meanwhile when the IT department receives this…

    " I’m sorry it seems your repair request has not been received please re-submit."

    sounds of paper shredder in the background

  • RangerJosie@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    2 months ago

    Your request has been entered into the queue. You will receive an update when its current status changes.

  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.