See, if you were into Gundam text rpgs on GeoCities forums in the late 90s, this is something you’d have encountered in the wild already.

I’ll just lick both handles to be safe

How does this solve it for the elites?

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

drink more ovaltine

Those be yeast queefs

Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

Article mentions indigenous.

Also, this is southern Mindanao we’re talking about. Cagayan de Oro is kinda viewed as backswoodsy by people in Manila and this is well south of Cagayan. This is well off the beaten path.

Anywhere you go in the Philippines you can find hunger. It’s everywhere. Not exonerating them, but we’re likely talking subsistence level fishermen here.

A real man doesn’t consistently miss their call time by 5 hours.

If you took a second to read you’d find their usefulness isn’t withstanding attack, but being able to quickly deploy after an attack.

You’re acting as if there’s some magical form of energy generation that is impervious to modern munitions.

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

This is one of those stories that pops up every year and nothing is ever done with it.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.

Especially once the clocks change. Swear there’s like a month where I’m falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.

skill issue

get better at wasps

Just hit them with Indy

There’s a few at work who have admitted to still playing. Blizzard owes a lot to the very concrete social structures built around the game.

And Trump would appease the invaders. Shame.

No one hung dong in either