They’re Gore-Tex, Jerry!
I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There’s no way people will wear them.”
I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.
Fuck brands… But as far as the general concept of a durable, washable house slipper goes, they are great. Also wear low cut socks.
I’m still waiting for buttfuckers to open their first store, should be any day now.
I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.
I was surprised it was made back then.
They’re my weapon of choice
Muadib.
for a second I thought it’s some kind of bad dragon toy
It isn’t?
honestly not sure
I kind of like them 😅
My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.
My feet started sweating
How else will your stillsuit reclaim your water?
I can almost imagine that one guy wearing them bare foot
that one guy
Dude, I’m right here!
Are you not supposed to?
It’s a free country
Sure, that catches on, but not the nipple-windows.
It’s like they’re pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.
Where do the croc charms go? smh
Those have incel fuckboi energy
Whatever the fuck that is
