You must not have any tech illiterate old family that likes downloading sketchy stuff from the Internet.

Make it like 500%

Nothing trump does is illegal anymore. He’s just going to ignore the courts and no enforcement will ever happen.

That term doesn’t mean anything anymore.

Can we stop piping natural gas into our homes pls k thx

I have several very fulfilling hobbies but I don’t have enough money or time (especially time) to do them. Hurray.

No

Let’s name it “the Gulf of America’s pollution”

Testicles

He’s always been insane but his PR team seemed to keep it kinda quiet.

Thoughts drift far away, A tranquil mind, void and still, Silent echoes play.

sO mYsTeFyInG

6C is dead

Shock? I’m surprised Trump didn’t start bombing it on day one.

The fuck? I thought this was an onion article.

Hahaha

• Name is Alex/Jordan/Leslie
• Not allowed to clarify gender

It could be done safely too. Stop giving takeoff clearances and wait for everybody to land. Then go home.

Nothing gives me hope.

At least there is some small respite.

In my days you could buy 420 chickens for $0.69.