Speak for your self.
For reference, just in case you’re actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
Meanwhile the crabs on earth: “yo wtf??”
Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.
Throw radios in the ocean?
There’s no shortage of batteries to power them.
Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking
Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
Who is “us”? You got a crab in your pocket?
We are us
The Kurgan would be a solid choice.
Are you sure it wasn’t “Are you horses yet”?
Taste like crab
Talk like people
Crabs do evolve fairly often.
Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It’s not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM
We have an over abundance of drawn butter.
Let’s remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home…but with crabs!
That should be the title as well
Maryland responds, “but wait! Where are you?”
