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🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.

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The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.

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🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

    And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?

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      10 months ago

      You forgot hot dog flavored candy corn.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.

    • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅

      • miss phant@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Where at least I know I’m free 🎵

        Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-

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    This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      There’s British food now?

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      I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.

      • beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world
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        MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.

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          Right? I moved away a while ago but now every time I’m back I’m getting crab.

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    It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.

    But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.

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      They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.

      They use the chuckle.

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    That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.

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      So original flavor dew dogs are ok?

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        I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.

        But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.

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          A hot dog that is teal in the package is obviously spoiled.

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    Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!

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    Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.

  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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    Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

    I don’t how how women know all I have are the original flavor because they usually make an excuse to leave 0.2 seconds after showing them my cumsock collection.

    /s (I forgot where I was going with this)

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      Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?

      And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!

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    What does America taste like?

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      Artificial flavoring.

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    The beauty of capitalism

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    is this real?

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    I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

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    Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.

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    Capitalism breeds innovation

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    deleted by creator

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    I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!

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