When I was younger I used to work at a big bank under a team of advisors. I was the main associate for our group, but also lended backup assistance to two other groups. I had a situation where an FA - not the one I worked for - needed me to do a few tasks for him when his assistant was out; nothing crazy time-sensitive. The main way we communicated was through chat/email, and he would get upset when I prioritized my own group’s clients, regularly becoming verbally aggressive.

One day he decided to threaten me with calling HR, so I turned it around on him and replied “Let’s. I’m sure they’d be really curious to know why you think it’s acceptable to talk to me this way.” That one interaction changed his tune quick (apparently he’d already gotten complaints).

Don’t let the older generations bully you in the office. If you’re good at your job, do things by the book, and have receipts, threats are empty.

tag: you’re it

runs away

Wouldn’t they be ground pork?

Thank you for this delicious piece of information.

These must be the autism-causing environmental toxins RFK is talking about, yes?

Fuck these morons.

You need at least two more before magic happens.

*cadet bone spurs

To be Sergeant you have to have actually accomplished something.

We should throw our own parade someplace else. Maybe even call it the Obama parade.

How 'bout NO

I have a cat that isn’t into sitting on laps, but also doesn’t realize he has claws. My MIL snuggles him when she visits no matter how much he wiggles and squirms - he’s never scratched any of us in the 7 years we’ve had him so far. Don’t worry, she only holds him for 5-10 seconds and then lets him scurry away.

At which point do we eat them? I’m hungry.

Luigi did society a massive net positive by removing a parasite. It wasn’t so much a killing as taking out the garbage. Nothing of value was lost that day.

French Polynesia. Genuinely the kindest and most down to earth people on the planet. My husband and I had the most amazing and hospitable experience there staying in a detached room (treehouse style) with a local family. The locals are so friendly - we were given food, helped with getting a rental car (they even gave us a ride there and spoke with the guy behind the counter), told of all the best places to explore, taken to the farmer’s market, and so much more. We were treated like visiting relatives.

The EU should put massive tariffs on American exports, and double those on weapons.

No idea if it’s still the same nowadays, but I also bought a used car in 2013 at 0% interest. It certainly was possible then.

The only page

Lots of beans

May he be the first to be infected and succumb.

Eh, screw the whole thing.