“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.
The genital folding will continue until
moraleflexibility improves.This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?
Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.
So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?
Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
