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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

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    Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

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      Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

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        How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?

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          He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”

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      Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

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      Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

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        Million-to-one shot, doc!

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