Time for the poop knife
A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.
Gotta plan accordingly, or carry a poop knife.
The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.
But not Bigger?
The first letter if Bigger. That computes.
Just hang a poop knife. Problem solved.
That’s funny… until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd… then I’m horrified.
Time to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.
That is way less volume. Acceptable.
Rinse & repeat
Whoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That’s bigger than a Coke can.
Sure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.
They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign
What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?
How many courics is that?
I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.
I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.
Ah crap, my poop is 2 and 5/8 inches in diameter and 6 and 1/8 inches long.
Now we all know where Goatse poops
Gotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to “defeat the huns”
Suspiciously specific.
