I’m pretty sure this is howOnly thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation
Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me
Clench to prone
Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.
Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.
JD Vance’s fetish is broader than we knew previously. Gaming Chair BDSM.
Whats a Bshole?
It’s where babies come from.
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through
Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.
Shitty gaming chairs fall apart like this. There are a lot of shitty gaming chairs. Funny, I got what I thought was a cheap-ass ikea chair and it’s still trucking along just fine.
You can say asshole on the Internet
You can say it off the internet too.
He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it
Taco bell claims another chair
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
I thought it said “his shole had teeth” and it took me awhile to both notice the B and to really be it was for censorship.
Bshole?
his abs-hole is his tummy-button.
It clearly means Automatic Breaking System hole
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off! And he says to me “Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
His roommate should clean his asshole more thoroughly 😖
