I’ve climbed that volcano and ate the best damn tomatoes in my life at a little restaurant about half way to the summit.
“Everything reminds me of her!”
I am these tomatoes’ reckoning!
The sandwich at that restaurant (or the one across the road and down 1/10th of a mile, not sure which you were at) was amazing. Some sort of puff pastry with tomato and mozzarella. Tourist, schmourist, that was fantastic
Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was the same restaurant. We got a caprese salad and charcuterie board. 🤌
How do they keep birds and other pests from shitting on them or eating them?
That’s the secret, they don’t!
Same with sea salt, if you think you’re only getting salt then I’ve got bad news for you!
The secret ingredient is habitat destruction!
Laser turrets
At first glance I thought this was an AI generated pic of some nonsense again. I think the internet fried my brain.
Something doesn’t work out photographically, the distant tomatoes are way too big. The sharpness is fucky, too
I’d be so annoyed at people casually labelling my photography of being AI generated and then casually being all "oopsie I guess it’s not".
That is incredibly neat.
Pomodoro
tomaisins 😋
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Smelly sulphuric volcanic smoke? I doubt it
They don’t - it adds to the flavour.
People don’t think it be like it is. But it do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sometimes it don’t be like that,
But sometimes, it do
Do they export all of their flies to Mexico or something?
My first thought as well: Those would be covered in flies, ants, and/or other bugs if I tried it around here (which is not Mexico). It makes me wonder if this photo is taken some place that doesn’t really have much in the way of bugs, as hard as that is to imagine, or if they go to great lengths to kill all the pests in the area to prevent them from taking over the tomato yield.
My dad is trying his hand at sun dried tomatoes this year and these don’t seem to be an issue. I thought his yard would be covered in flies but nope
Holocene extinction babyyyy
I had no idea these tomatoes start the process at the size of a small sedan.
Yeah, they’re put there by a tomatow-truck.
Oh noes, those were perfectly fine!
What’s wrong with them maters
Ain’t nuttin wrong wit dem maters boy wut da hael wrong wit chu?
AI
Edit: It’s not AI.
