How do they keep birds and other pests from shitting on them or eating them?
That’s the secret, they don’t!
Same with sea salt, if you think you’re only getting salt then I’ve got bad news for you!
The secret ingredient is habitat destruction!
Laser turrets
I’ve climbed that volcano and ate the best damn tomatoes in my life at a little restaurant about half way to the summit.
“Everything reminds me of her!”
I am these tomatoes’ reckoning!
The sandwich at that restaurant (or the one across the road and down 1/10th of a mile, not sure which you were at) was amazing. Some sort of puff pastry with tomato and mozzarella. Tourist, schmourist, that was fantastic
Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was the same restaurant. We got a caprese salad and charcuterie board. 🤌
At first glance I thought this was an AI generated pic of some nonsense again. I think the internet fried my brain.
I’d be so annoyed at people casually labelling my photography of being AI generated and then casually being all "oopsie I guess it’s not".
That is incredibly neat.
Pomodoro
They don’t - it adds to the flavour.
People don’t think it be like it is. But it do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sometimes it don’t be like that,
But sometimes, it do
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Smelly sulphuric volcanic smoke? I doubt it
tomaisins 😋
Oh noes, those were perfectly fine!
AI
Edit: It’s not AI.