This is what we call an Armchair Warrior.

Probably the most goddamn idiotic take I’ve fucking seen. And what makes this even funnier is your smug attitude.

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Well, that’s something I can’t unsee now. FUBAR.

Golem

Scratch that. Just say Last of Us 2 is either the best game ever or the worst game ever.

Didn’t know I needed Sus Walter in my life.

Set laundry to bake.

“Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”

“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”

Do you like it? I was generous.

I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!

You forgot he also plays golf and runs while rock climbing with a piano.

Yikeeees

Hypocrisy 101

Are you forgetting Nintendo’s shitty consumer practices, especially the bs they’re pulling recently?

Imagine this being your biggest problem in life. Such privilege.

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Swing and a miss

I guess I’m lawful evil lol