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I used to be a lettuce on top of patty kind of guy before I realized how lettuce on the bottom preserves the structural integrity of the bottom bun and makes for a much more enjoyable burger experience.
Every other page is a dick picture.
Go on.
They’re all mine but the lighting is creative and sometimes I put a hat on it.
Stop, I can only subscribe that hard
I just subscribed all over my Spiderman underoos.
Does your blog support RSS?
Are the TCP sockets locally sourced?
Regardless, this restructuring of burger engineering opens up some new thinking. The longstanding dilemma, of course, is how one prevents the slipperiness caused by tomato slices.
Unless it’s a tomato fresh from a garden, like I’m talking about still warm from the sun, then it doesn’t belong on a burger.
My parents had grape tomato bushes growing in the backyard that my older sister and I would pick off the vine growing up. Divine. I enjoy a burger that warrants a slice, but have yet to devise a means to reasonably contain it. As Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said “Failing to do so is my greatest regret.”
A fresh tomato is squishy, not slippery like a mealy store ripen piece of shit so it contains itself.
If you have a fresh tomato, it’s hard to beat a BLT to showcase the freshness of the tomato. Aside from just eating it sliced with a pinch of sea salt, of course.
Plus a little fresh cracked pep.
I fucking hate Canadians.
Put it on a bagel with some cream cheese and fresh basil? Cracked pepper if you like?
I like your style.
WTF is going on in UK anyway? People really that big mad over not electing fascists?!
IIRC it started when some Brits targeted an immigrant recently with their racism only for oops no they were born in England and just brown. I don’t know the details though, I live in America - the cops do that shit here, but only on days ending with “y.”
If you pay attention to the footage, the riots are tiny. I think the biggest was around 100 people.
We finally managed to kick the right wing theives out, and some people are less than happy. They managed to rial a few idiots up, and the media have lapped it up.
Burger people throwing shade at our Tea people. Ts ts.
Bratwurst and Baguette people have had their own share of tantrums, but we get along now.
No excuse for recent BS of some Tea people though.
Do you want to end up in the harbor? Because that’s how you end up in the harbor.
That depends, is that where all the tea is?
I mean harbour water is pretty a better drink then that burnt bean juice you guys drink
Tea is just leaf coffee.
You make coffee out of leaves.
The actions of my fellow countrymen do not represent us as a whole. Instead of Tea people, please refer to them as Lager and Betting Shop people. Thank you 🙏
Lager people and Betting Shop people are not necessarily bad, refer to the racists currently rioting as Fascists.
sips iced tea
We appreciate you baby USA. Making fun of european nations is the favorite passtime of europe :D
Said like a true “never had good tea in their life” individual.
That’s cuz tea is shit.
Here’s what I recommend: get some silver needle white tea - Yunnan Sourcing has good stuff - and a big tea strainer basket that goes in your mug. Boil the leaves for three minutes, but don’t dump the basket, just put it aside. Drink the cup. Then boil them again for 3 minutes 30 seconds, drink, and boil for 4 minutes. See how that goes. If you get a big bag of tea, you’ll be able to experiment.
I used to believe tea was trash too. That was because I was only drinking grocery store bags. Problem with those is the tea in them is stale, like breadcrumbs, and typically devoid of flavor. Broaden your horizons a bit.
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Lol this meme is bad and so is ur view on the situation keep being a Marxist stooge
They are just so deserving of disdain. They are responsible for many of the world’s problems, modern genocides, and they worship inbred assholes who steal from them. Then these chuckle fucks, in a classic Euro trash racist move, decide that all of their problems were the fault of “outsiders” and removed their island, devoid of resources and opportunity, from a larger economic block in an attempt to return to their inbreeding practice to its glory days. Really, what positive impact or contribution have they ever made? They should be roasted at every opportunity.
They are responsible for many of the world’s problems, modern genocides, and they worship inbred assholes who steal from them.
But enough about Americans!
It really could apply to damn near any Western European country or country run by the descendants of its colonizers. Imagine that.
So many downvotes…I thought taking the piss was a British national sport? Or is that still just fox “hunting”…
Ha, downvotes are OK and, in some cases, arbitrary. I did come out the gate pretty hard in this case, but I stand on it. I’ve been downvoted for dumber shit like asking what people are doing about wrinkles if they aren’t ironing their clothes, which I couldn’t understand, but it’s all meaningless.
