I bought a big thing of hidden valley ranch powder on a whim and I’m looking for suggestions
Nice TRY Hidden Vally Ranch marketing intern!
You’ll have to pry my top secret recipe for HVR jello from my cold dead fingers…
I’m en route to your house to try
the worst sounding recipe I’ve ever readEdit: I’ve thought about it for 2 minutes and now I actually just want to try that
oof
Are you the one that came up with this one?
Dear GODS!
Oh, at first I thought you were suggesting to try it on an intern and I thought what a great idea. If you can get an intern to cooperate, it’d be like the new jello shots. For a brief moment you were a genius, but sadly, not any more.
Mix it into ground beef for some burger patties. The taste comes through a bit, which is great, but the real perk is for some reason it makes it ridiculously juicy.
Probably because the powder absorbs the fat, thereby retaining moisture
Battered deep fried pickles
Popcorn. Tortilla chips. And I want to say Triscuits, but I have no experience with that. Or the chips.
Buttered popcorn
Some of my favorite popcorn seasoning:
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
- both individually and combined
- garam masala
- curry powder
- nutritional yeast
I have tried none of these one popcorn, and have never had nutritional yeast
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
Directly onto pizza. The end
Bread sticks. Brush with melted butter. Dust with ranch powder.
Bacon. Dust immediately after it finishes cooking. Eat as is or do things with the bacon (burgers, sandwiches, pizza)
French fries. (Edit: call them ‘franch fries’!)
Sautéed mushrooms, or green beans.
I feel like you could start a series of posts: “[food item], 10/10 with ranch”
Put ranch on some ranch and make ranch ^ranch
tits
Snort a line of ranch seasoning off a tit
Coat some raw chicken wings with it then air fry the suckers. Makes an amazing wing.
Use it as a salt replacement. I’m pretty sure it contains MSG.
mix it into your eye shadow
If you have stale bread, throw it in the freezer until you’ve got a bunch, then chop it up, toss it in melted butter and hidden valley ranch powder, and then bake them. World-class croutons.
Make some Alabama firecrackers! The recipes for them look pretty strange where you are just drowning saltines in seasoning and oil but it really good
Chicken breasts. Rub the powder into the meat then fry them in a skillet with oil and/or butter.