I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
“It’s a bicep!”
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
No! You must blue!
I blue myself!
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Yeah pink was man’s colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.
I… I don’t think that’s the reason why.
Pink isn’t sort of actually a colour. Well, it is, but there’s no wavelength of light that corresponds to pink. We perceive pink when we see a certain combination of wavelengths together (red and purple.)
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
Take off your skin.
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
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Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
**pink**
“beach”
How you do that?!
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Lmao they don’t know how to pink…
Do what?
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
Offer expires… now.
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
