Closed Borders in Heaven

That’s a band name of I ever heard one.

Sprinkle in some Japanese ones and the boys are back in town

Thin Lizzy intensifies

Is the candidate John Cena?

“But if we did it would’ve been uuuuuge.”

I’m way too federated for this.

Wo sind meine Zuhausis?

Still not subscribing to all the shit services. I’d rather don’t watch stuff and go outside. Yeah, you heard me right, I’ll rather be going fucking outside!

Scientific advances at a crazy pace

Why not both?

All the way to Moscow and then GROND

Classic Blues Brothers move

Courtroom BDSM fetish

Well not “that” official.

Wolverine lying in his bed meme

Two hours, how? Teach me master!

I know, but 15 years is a long-ass time.

I haven’t done my five years email cleaning and the weight on my shoulders is unbearable.

Yeah exactly. Who is going to buy the car that tips off the cops?

Patent it so nobody is allowed to use it?

Alternative read: The gays are getting fitter!