Handjob afterwards
I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.
One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes
There‘s an intrinsic bias to never (or rarely) give the maximum or minimum on a rating scale. source
But really! In Japan, most people do 3 stars for great service. Most good businesses have 2.5-3.5 stars.
That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.
One way to get five star ratings would be climbing a tall building, enabling GOD MODE, and then blasting anything that moves with RPGs… At least that’s how I remember GTA San Andreas
Imagine seen the light, feeling the peace and the BAM… an asshole saved your life. And he thinks he deserves 5 stars. The audacity
A nihilist probably wouldn’t leave a review, or would. Honestly, it doesn’t matter.
Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.
Here Lies Etterra,
His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.
I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.
Did he check his whole island for weeds?
Maybe it was just coincidence that the patient survived when Dr. Lewis intervened. Correlation is not causation, after all.
