I’m a little unconventional in my ways—sometimes. I mean, I’m a silly goose
I pity whoever ends a relationship with this person. This person has “restraining order” written all over them.
People who call themselves “a silly goose” get the side-eye from me to begin with.
Yeah, that’s a surprisingly clear red flag…
But hey, maybe she’ll be successful, the GoP is pretty into crazy these days.
She got the crazy eye.
No joke
Ah, the old Tarantula attack. They never see that one coming.
Personally, I prefer pocket sand
If ever there was someone who looked like they might be a giant tarantula in human disguise, this chick has it locked down.
She’s got the crazy eyes for sure.
I think the saying about never sticking your dick in crazy had her in mind
Oh man, she got the crazy eyes. Don’t mess with someone like that, don’t engage or make eye contact.
So, makes sense she’s republican.
Bachmann eyes!
It’s like… she’s trying to do an impression of Angelina Jolie… in her mugshot?
I had a similar thought. She kind of looks like a cross between Angelina and Courteney Cox with a touch of stay away.
I feel bad for the tarantula
The tarantula certainly died from the fall. They are actually fragile bags of goo. People who keep tarantulas go to extreme measures to avoid them jumping or falling off of surfaces when feeding or doing maintenance.
Yeah even a drop of twelve inches (~30cm) can kill them. Poor guy/gal.
I think since there’s a number of prominent unhinged women in the Republican party, it’s bringing all the other crazy bitches out of the woodwork that think they can make a lucrative career being a hysterical loonie. They may not be wrong.
I think it’s worse: in the past voter would never let them in. Now the voter doesn’t care. It’s like decades of reality TV has desensitized everyone from trashy behavior.
If I was the squatter: Fucking rad new pet! I’m now the coolest squatter in the world!
The spider did not survive the fall.
Article is a little light on facts. The author should have looked into whether or not the other tenant was actually a squatter or not. We only know at this point she is an alleged squatter from a tenants statement. Why not check with the landlord to get the facts? Why not check with the other tenant to ask if she is a squatter?
But let’s assume she actually is a squatter for sake of argument. I mean it’s a weird thing to allege.
I dislike the gop. I dislike squatters. I dislike trespassers.
Person a trespassed into the one side of the house in order to throw a spider.
Person b is a squatter. (Again we don’t have info from the landlord (lazy reporting)).
Everyone sucks in this article including the author of the article.
Dislike a squatter all you want. You’re not part of their due process, and you may not throw a tarantula at them. So, it’s irrelevant.
I would also point out that if this happened it probably would not make the news here… Except for that the aggressor is a political candidate. That’s what makes it interesting, that this batshit MFer actually thinks the people deserve her. The squatter is not trying to represent you.
She looks like Friendly Jordies!
