This is a dumb title. We’ve always been nuclear and will always be. Instead they should have gone with a title that highlights our moron in chief not understanding what he’s asking for and why.

Trump definitely is good at running his stupid fucking mouth

I can’t wait to start calling it American Bacon!

/s just in case people think I’m serious

Trump gets paid while also illegally massively profiting from his presidency so why should he care?

FTFY :)

“Trump officials to send chaos agents to California and New Jersey”

FTFY

He just wants his cut of the profits, duh

Welp, I’m surely on it

Shut up bitch!

You’re not fat, you’re just festively plump!

Mmmmmmmmmm beefy!

Thanks Obama

Says the