I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.
That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.
Frequently
I make Sith force gestures
And at stoplights, yes.
“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”
“No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.
I’m more of a toaster magician 😅
No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
I just thought everybody did this…
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.
I’m a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don’t trigger the motion sensing ones and it’s awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.
Considering my history with doors, yes I have tried that, along with the Thanos snap and getting in trouble for trying the kamehameha on a school bully.
