- this is done to prevent unauthorized reuse of parts to repair other hamsters which could potentially harm business - The right to repair movement is in shambles 
 
- No, Mr. Hamster, I expect you to die. 
- Seriously though… I’m all for giving animals excellent care. But is that actually a thing people do? Give their hamster an MRI? That’s a very expensive procedure for humans with good insurance, so I’d assume it to be rather unaffordable when applied to pets like this. - I could see it for say, a beloved dog who’s got years of life left. But hamsters kick the bucket if you breathe in their general direction. - Who’s to say this isn’t for animal health research? - That’s pretty much what I’m assuming for an actual answer. - Though I’ve certainly read about people who spent ungodly amounts to save pets, even old ones or street dogs. Bless them for it, for sure. 
 
- The primary reason an MRI is expensive to run is that it has this magnetic field that must be maintained. This is a cost that is irrespective of whether they are running a scan. - So if you have an MRI for small animals and it’s not being used, you might use it for a hamster. 
 
- Forbidden burrito 
- Inertial confinement hamster 
- I don’t get it. It’s too early in the morning for this. - Found the AI 
 
- I hate that I can’t tell what the truth is 
- Ah yes, the Magnetic Resonance Imaging laser because that’s how it works. 
- Looks more like a CAT scan than an MRI 





