Falling for conspiracy theories is a mental disorder. They’re failing to process information critically. They couldn’t write anything because writing requires skill, persistence, and consistency.

He had to cancel his son’s wedding? Wow, he must be suffering almost as much as everyone living in Gaza. Too bad this is just a thing that happens, it’s not like there’s a single person who can just stop the whole thing…

Were they in Spanish though? Or just a plain old boring kinda death threat?

It’s not called maple syrup if it’s not real maple syrup. They’ll call it maple flavored syrup, pancake syrup, but never maple syrup.

I mean, the president did threaten him, so maybe he’ll grow a spine for his own safety.

And don’t worry, it definitely wasn’t completely written a thousand years later to push the preferred political agendas of the time.

It’s a flexible standard. 2026-05-10T10:06:09.426792Z, 2026-05-10 10:06:09.426792Z, 2026-05-10 10:06:09.426792 , and 2026-05-10 all conform to the standard.

If only there were some international standards organization to make a decision for us!

Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It’s not about repeating the alphabet, it’s about asserting dominance.

Don’t forget to tip!

Yeah, maybe not a good AA example, just couldn’t think of a second one off the top of my head.

AA is a game that is a normal full sized game, but was made on a budget that limited scope. Good examples are the Metro series or Balatro. AAA is your normal games with big budgets. AAAA is a special title for Skull and Bones, it means you spend a gigantic amount of money and make sure the whole thing sucks.

Actual museum curators track these kind of events, and have budgets to re-collect them later. That’s how we found the new chapter of Gilgamesh a few years ago. It was unidentified in Iraq museum, stolen during the 2003 invasion, then bought by a curator for less than $1000.

The “Thick as a Brick” effect

Once I asked google to remove my house from street view and it turned from a normal house to a blur, a bunch of shitty web scrapers thought it was recently renovated, so they started sending me ads for insurance to cover “my new upgrades”

That’s actually not a big deal for blimps. Blimps don’t lose a lot of helium, they only need to be serviced for if like once a year. When people say we have a helium crisis, they’re talking about high-purity helium for advanced medical work and advanced science.

Gay: anon plays Minecraft instead of having sex with women.

You must be new here?

No they are, the dinosaur just didn’t want to have anything to do with Chris Pratt.

Because “the markets open at 9” is an international standard that everyone can count on. You could stagger it so that one country’s market opens at 10, then another at 12, and so on, but then what if one country chooses a different standard? What if a restaurant picks a different convention than businesses in one area? Time zones are great because once you understand them, you’ll always know how time works locally, anywhere in the world with a single piece of information, it’s a truly successful standard.