• Wanderer@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Where’s all those 4chan short stories about humans being the “monsters”/ kick ass.

    It was written from the point of view of a deer being tracked by a human even when they were out of sight and smell the humans keep coming and they never got tired.

    There was also ones written from the point of view of aliens.

    Fuck I wish there was a forum version of 4chan. All the best stuff is on there.

  • hperrin@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Throwing rocks is really useful too when you never get tired while running. So we’ll chase down an animal for twenty kilometers then pelt it with rocks.

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      6 months ago

      Animals: “ow! Ok, I get that this is a- ow! good huntin- ow! Hunting strategy and I’m too tired to- ow! Run. But this is- ow! Just humiliating.”

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        Another animal later: “oh these ones just have very straight sticks, at least that won’t be as bad as the rocks–WTF THEY THREW IT INSIDE ME!”

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      We really do break the balance of the game. Aimed accuracy of throwing things, high level detailed communication and social interaction, that same vocal range means we can imitate animal sounds to trick them into running off cliffs, can literally run animals to death, very high level intelligence allowing planning and tool use.

      One or two of these would make us an op apex predator.

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      6 months ago

      Cobras probably existed looong before any ape did, so that sounds unlikely!

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        6 months ago

        Sure, but did cobras that spit venom exist before us stick throwing primates? Apparently not really. Spitting cobras seem to emerge in Africa when the hominin lineage emerged ~ 7 million years ago and in Asia around the same time H. Erectus moved into Asia ~2.5 million years ago

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          6 months ago

          This seems like such an oddly specific adaptation, but you’re right, especially the fact that it happened twice makes it a lot more believable

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    6 months ago

    Considering what we have done and are doing to the planet and life on it, we should have better just put that rock right back where it was.

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    6 months ago

    It didn’t really take off until we invented the atlatl. It’s a specially shaped tool that let’s you throw a spear farther - like that tennis ball flinger for playing fetch with your dog.

    That’s when we went “now I can kill that fucking water buffalo without getting close enough for it to wreck my shit.”

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      6 months ago

      Already has the best range stats out of all the classes, uses the intelligence stat to boost it even further.