Fridge fridge hamburger truck truck… ??? What’s the blue thing? I thought hamburger would be the answer, but it isn’t? I just get the same captcha with the hamburger in a different place. WTAF is happening? And what’s the blue thing? I answer and it refreshes with the same icons in different places. I AM HUMAN!

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    6 months ago

    Just ask ChatGPT; it’s better than humans at proving its humanity with these stupid things.

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      I wouldn’t be so sure, I asked bing:

      Based on the whimsical nature of the objects described in the image, it’s a bit challenging to determine the shortest lifespan as they are not typical living organisms. However, if we consider the objects metaphorically, the burger-shaped car might represent a food item, which typically has a shorter lifespan due to its perishable nature. In contrast, vehicles and cameras usually have longer lifespans as they are non-perishable goods. So, in the context of the CAPTCHA, you might consider selecting the burger-shaped car as the object with the shortest lifespan. Remember, CAPTCHAs can be subjective, and the correct answer may vary depending on the specific logic programmed into the test.

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      6 months ago

      Right? The captchas are getting ridiculous to the point that solving them means you’re not human. Because human would get fed up with this shit and leave

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    6 months ago

    Just try the audio!

    Type the numbers you hear:
    IEHBTIWISYBFNWOWYCBWJWISGBFIWNWBSY three MAHDYSUWNQNAGDYCJENAAJUF friveour MANANBHUVUJNWNAOPQPYNX oneteen NNAZBNQUUWBBFIKQBDOONA fourfifthsnine

    Ludicrous mode every single time, feel so bad for the vision impaired

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    Oh, I see your mistake. Those are Samsung fridges. Nothing has a shorter lifespan than a Samsung fridge. Since there are two they will die together to maximize the inconvenience factor, and they thus must be clicked simultaneously. That is the only way a fake Samsung fridge could mimic the frustration caused by a real one.

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    Had a similar one the other day trying to log into Microsoft to play sea of thieves

    It say “please click on the object that’s similar to the following silhouette’s”

    It apperantly was th robo head or whatever that is

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    Ugh, Rockstar and Blizzard have these super insane captchas where you have to solve puzzles 20 times in a fucking row without making a single mistake. They show the answer and then you have to flip through 6 images and choose the correct image matching the answer. Times 20! I just wanted to play GTA5, just gave up. Wasn’t worth my time because it kept failing.

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    With the lack of moisture and high sodium, the hamburger is immortal; the fridge will suffer a circuit board failure when the power goes out; and those trucks are designed to be planned obsolete in 5 years

    So hell if I know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Captchas today are completely obsolete to avoid bots, more now with AI, since years and are just simple click ads from different companies since no one clicks on banner ads anymore. A simple Honeypot system or, as they do in some forums, waiting half an hour before sending the email with the account code, are much more efficient to avoid bots, without pissing off the user.

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    I don’t mind captchas if there were 1-3 of them only. Try connecting via vpn or tor, you get stuck with 30+ captchas one after another going in loop even if you kept answering them all correctly they keep on coming: select truck, select bike, select cum… holymoly fucking shit bro

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    It is the burger, I’ve had this one a few times today and it was always the burger. Maybe you have something else going on, sometimes adblockers break them. Whether intentionally or not, who knows.

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    It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I’ve never seen a burger referred to having a “lifespan”