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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Believe what you see, not what you’re told

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Believe what you see, not what you’re told

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better

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      Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes

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        Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.

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      This is my new favorite insult.

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    I’m glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.

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      Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.

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        Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.

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      My parents still do. They can’t fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.

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      He tried really hard to be called the “real life Tony Stark” and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart

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        I bet that publicist quit the day he called the diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a “pedo guy”. That or he just got really lucky without a publicist for a long time until his opinions started being more important than his image or success.

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        If he didn’t have an unfiltered public forum, people would probably still think that he is some eccentric genius.

      • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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        Remember, this is why your party needs the Bard. It’s not because of the Lute. ;)

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    So how many minutes did it take before his account was perma banned.

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      Genius move really

      /s

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    Is seeing is, explicitly, believing, then we need to talk about magicians.

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      Nevermind magicians. What about Photoshop?

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      Naïve realism has entered the battle.

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    deleted by creator

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      The better approach is to go out and try to disapprove the things you believe. That’s how science works, and that’s what will get you to the truth.

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      That is what is frustrating. He doesn’t really mean what you “see”. He means go with your gut/surface level feelings and understanding. If you “see” something that goes against what you see or what you feel without any specialized knowledge on the subject, go with your priors.

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    This is how flat earth society was formed.

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    Send help, I’m blind.

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    I guess I don’t have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can’t see them. They’re not real.

    I also can’t see billionaires money. I guess they’re actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.

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    Do I think Elon is a genius? Not really, but I do know he just uses Twitter to troll people and look like an idiot on purpose. It prolly gets his rocks off in some way.

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