My first thought upon seeing the cargo straps was: “Oh this is some bondage play shit isn’t it”
You can get bondage gear for way less than $1888
But is it really bondage gear if it doesn’t hurt your wallet?
That’s not bondage, that’s FinDom…or so I’ve heard.
oh yeah
rope & straps are cheap at hardware stores
The 8’s in that font look strange.
Yeah, they look like they’re upside down, what the hell. lmao
They’re top heavy.
This site is something else
& 
$4220 Aviators & $2230 Beanie. $6400 to look like a thrift store stoner
This is for those with explosive farts. Please be respectful
So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.
If I saw that in someone’s house I’d think “well that’s terrible but no-one’s first woodworking project looks great, at least it’s creative problem-solving”.
Hearing the price tag is where I’d probably faint.
iTs A sTAtEmEnT
Whoever*
Whom is only ever an object.
Who is an object or subject.
Thank you but I do not respect English
Source: I am American
Just an edgy response to “I can’t be bothered to learn my own language properly.”
I will never understand why “shitty” is an aesthetic.
How charmingly quaint my good man! I think it will make the perfect bougie addition to my bare hardwood Manhattan flat. I’ll put it just next to the elevator. This must really be how the poor’s live!
Money laundering
Where can I get one? Asking for a friend.
I’ll make you a personalized one for $1700. That’s a nice discount off the $1888 retail price.
(uj/ I actually find this thing and the rest of the artist’s works fucking hilarious. I’d get one if I had the money to throw away)
You could build one yourself for a fraction of the price with a trip to your local home improvement store. Even starting without tools, it would be cheaper.
Building it rn. My “fraction of the price” came up to $61 but I bought about 2x too much lumber.
Make two. Quick maths
Sell the other one for $100 and boom free chair
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Looks sturdy AF
noise suppression chair
