• erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Ok, it’s true college isn’t what it used to be.

    A college degree used to be rare, meaning you could get any degree and do any job.

    Obviously, it’s not like that anymore. Everyone has a degree. You need to get a degree that means something.

    If you have rich parents that will support you, great, you can fuck around and graduate after 8 years with an English degree, and you’ll be alright.

    If your parents aren’t rich and can’t support you indefinitely, you need a degree in something that is hiring or will be hiring when you graduate. Preferably, with a large paycheck, so paying back the loans is reasonable.

    Or, ya know, just don’t go to college. Learn to weld or install sattelite dishes, or even better, be a general contractor. You can make a goddamn fortune as a general contractor.

    Or, do what Mark Twain did, and mary into wealth. Love is fake anyway!

    But, ya know, being 18 and impressionable to romantic ideas, it’s tempting to think you don’t have to follow this guidance and get an art degree and you’ll be fine. Don’t fall into that. Be smart.