Also they’re ugly.
Absofuckinglutely.
Please email back my spider
But we bonded & are best bros now. We only have each other and when derping out we complement each other nicely to achieve max derp.
Also, since you said spider, it’s missing two legs so needs help doing rad spider activities sometimes.
My wife would never wear them again if I showed her this.
you seem to imply this is a bad thing?
Arch support?
Huh?
Support for the arch of your foot.
What for? What happens to your foot when you take your shoes off?
They arch, because of the support!
My foot doctor recommended them and told me that Crocs have good arch support. When it rains they get a little slippery and my feet get wet. But they do dry pretty quickly.
They also smell terrible if you wear them all day. Source: my daughter’s stinky Croc feet.
If you don’t wear socks, sure!
Why would you wear them all day?? Crocs are exclusively for going outside for a few minutes, tops.
Crocs are just sandals for people who are self-conscious.
I say they exact opposite because they are so ugly you have to not be self conscious at all to wear them. The primary people I know who wear them wear them when looking good isn’t a big deal (they are wearing scrubs in a hospital).
Which is ironic, because now everyone will be looking at those ugly Crocs the person is wearing.
Or for the first man who walked the Amazon.
that’s why you wear other other shoes under the croc exterior, like kevlar for your feet
Crocs are billboards on your feet that say “don’t fuck me.”
I can achieve that without crocs.
I love my crocs and wear them during the warm months of the year.
They are also not good in the rain.
I wear socks with them and give them a good soapy wash frequently. Never had any smell issues.
They are great for traveling. They pack well and are easy going through security. Last year in Aruba I was pulled aside for secondary screening and they took my crocs to dust for explosives. I thought that was odd. I would never think of putting explosives in a pair of holey shoes lol.
Providing a warm home for spiders is not all bad. Do you prefer flies or the eaters of them?
Rage bait title for shirty footwear.
