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“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
“That wasn’t chicken”
“Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”
Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
A stitch in time saves nine.
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Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
“Don’t trust the Jews”
