I’m not bringing him back and I’m sure as shit not going with him…

Well that wasn’t there when I posted. Who’s coming up with these rules to save Phoney Stark?

I send Elon Musk to Mars.

I’m certainly not, but having seen claims you can replace the SSD with a bigger one, I can imagine a lot of people might try it…

Genuine question - what device do you have that has USB-C ports, no USB-A ports, doesn’t have WiFi, but supports the dongle?

Are you sure they’re not just slacking off and claiming the computer is slow?

Sure, you’re not running multiple CAD programs on a base model Air, but it’s a perfectly capable machine for web browsing, Electron apps, Citrix, MS Office, PDFs, usual desktop stuff.

And the base model Air is less than a grand - if you’re spending $1.5k, you’re getting more than 8GB RAM.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen in this film that wasn’t just given away in that trailer…

Tyrell, because Paypalpatine wants his sex robots, ands that means replicants.

It’s more Y’all Quaeda

I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…

The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

Falcon: please… let me die…

It depends. If you own a second home just as an AirBnB, you’re part of the problem and should be eaten after the millionaires…

Is that Young Kevin Sorbo?

Because it’s not made of cobalt…

Shhhhh, it’ll be ok, just go to sleep…

Is that a pine cone, or has AI gone nuts on the teeth again?

I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…

Depends how bad at walking they are…

Because they think they’re helping stand on other people’s necks, and that’s just fine in their book.

Then they act all surprised with the “I never thought the leopards would eat my face!” when it happens.