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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Complimentary mini muffins

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Complimentary mini muffins

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

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      I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers

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        Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?

        This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.

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    Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

    getting up at 4:15am

    Wife: “Babe why so early?”

    PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”

    Later

    Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

    Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

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      What are you doing chef?! You’ve ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.

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      Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

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    I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.

  • Anamnesis@lemmy.world
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    crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble

    Never forget

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      Seems like the kind of shit a manager pulls and ends up getting reamed by corporate over later

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    • secret301@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t understand

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        • secret301@sh.itjust.works
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          Oh okay ye

  • Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
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    These muffins taste like asbestos.

    • Edgecrusher35@lemmy.ml
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      I’m making muffins asbestos I can!

  • secret301@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t get it

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  • Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?

  • The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

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      A lot less than 911

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    Never Forget?

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    This image is still funny

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