I’m old enough to know that I should put them on 1 leg at a time, but I never got out of the habit.
Do you… just hold them up and jump in?
I usually sit on the edge of the bed and pull them up over my legs.
“Gentlemen, I put my pants on like you: one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records.”
- The Bruce Dickinson
cave johnson?
Christopher Walken, SNL cowbell skit.
Exactly my thought
I should put them on 1 leg at a time
Who said so? The Pants Police?
Sometimes I sit on the bed, raise my legs and put on both legs at the same time.
I totally do. Have since I was a child.
As a kid I would sorta step into pants so they were on my feet, jump and then pull them all the way up in mid air.
Now I just sit on the edge of the bed, pull pants up far enough that my feet through then stand up and pull them over my butt.
Never really understood the expression about how we all put our pants on one leg at a time.
They mean you put one leg in, then the other one. One would then pull up the pants.
Occasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho
What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.
Depends how much of a slob I’ve been. If they’re on the floor, you can just walk both your feet in then pull them up. Maybe do a little hop if they get twisted up.
I did it once, to prove a point.
Usually, yes: 1 leg at a time seems like an awkward waste of time.
If I’m sitting, all the time.