Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
This is a valid reaction
Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
Stronger then YOUR FACE
…no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.
I have an easy way to test that
“um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
It’s turtles all the way down
Don’t forget the elephants
Turtle strength: 10/10
Behold, a dog
“no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”
Praise the dog
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
Like 85 Courics
Hot shit
Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
James
James
Not cool James
