lemmy.yachts
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Ban dihydrogen monoxide

sh.itjust.works

message-square
46
fedilink
844

Ban dihydrogen monoxide

sh.itjust.works

Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
message-square
46
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • paddirn@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    102
    ·
    2 years ago

    FACT: if you submerge a human in dihydrogen monoxide, they will die within minutes.

    • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      2 years ago

      Fact: military officers sometimes use very small amounts of dihydrogen monoxide to torture prisoners to extent that the prisoners will admit to committing actions they had not committed.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 years ago

      Oxygenated liguids have entered the chat

    • SquareBear@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      Guybrush Threepwood enters the chat.

  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    65
    ·
    2 years ago

    They’re putting it in the stuff you drink!

    • meco03211@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      48
      ·
      2 years ago

      Every single person that has died ingested it in some form.

    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 years ago

      Yea but the government won’t tell us

  • merc@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    51
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

    Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

    And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

    • Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 years ago

      And a 100% fatality rate. Everyone who touches it dies.

      • PeWu@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 years ago

        It’s really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!

        • phar@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 years ago

          We could take it from people’s lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!

    • NotSpez@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 years ago

      I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!

    • FancyLad @lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 years ago

      Truly, DHMO is the Devil’s plaything. It’s worse than fentanyl!

    • Unanimous_anonymous@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.

    • carbon_based@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    I like how on Lemmy people just write entire essays in the comment sections of memes.

    • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      2 years ago

      I like it, too. It feels like there’s actual thoughtfulness amongst the shitposting.

      • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        2 years ago

        I guess that’s kind of the reason why ELI5 never took off here. People just explain things throughly in normal comments.

  • catherine_fish@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    And for years it’s literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I’ve made my research and it’s seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!

  • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 years ago

    Kids are ingesting it between classes!

    _THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! _

  • MrSilkworm@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 years ago

    For comparison - acid rain has a pH level of 4.

  • ATQ@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    2 years ago

    Oh hey, I didn’t know it was geriatric meme day.

    • Draghetta@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 years ago

      Isn’t this sub geriatric memes all the time? I haven’t seen anything here but facebook memes from the 2010 era

    • thehatfox@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 years ago

      This was a meme before we even called them memes.

  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    2 years ago

    Some people say if you heat it up above 100° c it evaporates and it can burn your children!

  • RiotRick@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 years ago

    Last weekend I was at a formula 1 race. And we got soaked in dihydrogen monoxide there…

  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • XEAL@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 years ago

    Two radio hosts got fired years ago after rasing awareness about dihydrogen monoxide.

    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      I want to learn! Source please? This will help my anti DHMO platform!

      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        Unfortunately not funny story this is referencing

        • XEAL@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          This is the story I was talking about

          Although I was also aware about the lady that drank too much water and died.

      • XEAL@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        I tried to @ you, but the feature is shit on Lemmy

        Here

  • aCatNamedVirtute@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 years ago

    I love all the comments 🫀

Memes@lemmy.ml

memes@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 995 users / day
  • 4.03K users / week
  • 7.36K users / month
  • 22.7K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 51.3K subscribers
  • 9.83K Posts
  • 82.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • ghost_laptop@lemmy.ml
  • Cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org