This is divine intervention, like the Christmas Carol, but in Africa. I hope they see how fucking terrible they have been, but that would require introspection (which we know they don’t have).

This is cruelty beyond the point of comical, it’s fanatical

Lucky 7’s!

Lately, I have been using a ‘night sky’ projector, on a timer, paired with a Bluetooth speaker playing DS9 promenade ambience. Sometimes, I try Subnautica ambience, but I require white noise of some kind. Very magical and it’s kind of hard to sleep without it now

Quality shitpost!

Bojack horseman and lower decks

I’ll look into this! I also love Subnautica

goes back to lurking in the shadows

One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to “Other Tim.”

Unconditional love and support

Can they not just adopt one of the myriad of children already available anywhere in the world?

Myself

Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

Your eyes are stunning 😍 No way you’re real. People aren’t that pretty!

Like it says in the Bible (Matthew 26:52), “Live by the stick, die by the explosive drone.”

I remember how awesome Distant Worlds was, as a community event, and I wish I appreciated it more at the time. 65000 light years and back, I even bought a T-shirt and coin to commemorate the event lol o7

Vaporware until proven otherwise. I’ve given up on caring

Be the shitpost you want to see in the world.

10/10 because you seem like a cool lady :) (also because you’re super beautiful)

Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.