Can they not just adopt one of the myriad of children already available anywhere in the world?

Myself

Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

Your eyes are stunning 😍 No way you’re real. People aren’t that pretty!

Like it says in the Bible (Matthew 26:52), “Live by the stick, die by the explosive drone.”

I remember how awesome Distant Worlds was, as a community event, and I wish I appreciated it more at the time. 65000 light years and back, I even bought a T-shirt and coin to commemorate the event lol o7

Vaporware until proven otherwise. I’ve given up on caring

Be the shitpost you want to see in the world.

10/10 because you seem like a cool lady :) (also because you’re super beautiful)

Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.

😑 every day we stray further from God’s light edit:typo

Reddit is the new Digg and Lemmy is the new reddit, which means we will one day be the new Digg 😨

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You’re impossibly beautiful. if you’re looking for a divorced, middle aged guy, hit me up lol

Damn, Act Man really let himself go.

Weird flex, but ok

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Jeez, I wonder who could have done this? It’s such a mystery!

This meme was devised by a clever person, that kind of stuff doesn’t belong here!

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story