• merc@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

    Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

    And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

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        1 year ago

        It’s really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!

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          1 year ago

          We could take it from people’s lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!

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      1 year ago

      I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!

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      I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.

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      1 year ago

      Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!