I think we can all agree that that is a children
I agree. This is definitely a children.
I’m going out into nature to pick up a children right now
I’m OOTL. I live someplace where women’s rights aren’t returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he’s not the biological father off? (That’s what I make of this anyway)
Alabama is especially good at being bad at human rights
Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?
No, they said embryos are. Sorry for not being more useful.
And rocks come into this… how?
My shower drain looking like a concentration camp
I’m going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.
Did… Did you have different plans before the court ruling?
Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I’m doing it for political reasons and also for fun.
they will never take my sperm… freedommmmm
Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.
Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children
Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.
I can tell you it has been fertilised
I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn’t truly. That was a very gloomy prom.
You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.
The name’s Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?
