SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1890arrow-down111
arrow-up1879arrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82arrow-down3·10 months agoGorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 months agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·10 months agoGorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoStop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
minus-squareCheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoThat’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoA gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
minus-squareQuantumStorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoThey may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
minus-squareFishbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoI feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.
Gorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
Decoy roll.
That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
They’re not drop bears!
A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
They may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.