• Grayox@lemmy.mlOP
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      A pig mag dumped into his police cruiser when an acorn fell on its hood cause they thought it was a gunshot. There was someone under arrest in the back of said cruiser.

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        Then his partner mag dumped into the same cruiser as well when nutbag kept insisting he was hit.

        The partner at least asked “where where!?” a few times, but she still just empted a magazine into the same car a handcuffed, unarmed suspect was locked up in.

        Luckily both shitbergs couldn’t aim for shit and missed the guy with like 30 rounds.

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          In his partners defense, her perspective was he was calling shots fired, shooting at his own car, and on the ground saying he was hit, in her shoes I would of probably shot at the car too.

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            I agree to a point, but you should still not fire wildly ever, especially in a populated area.

            If she could not find a target, she should not have shot the gun. Even suppressing fire requires knowing in general what youre shooting at. In this case, she should have dragged her partner to cover, called in the “attack” and maintained sight lines, looking for the danger. No bullet should have left her gun.

            Acorn boy needs to be prosecuted for gross neglect and maybe even attempted manslaughter. I think she needs to be fired for poor judgement.

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    Uh… the gun has a silencer on it?

    While that nut musta been LOUD!

    That is extremely nice attention to detail that Pam is wearing a police uniform.:-)

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      An acorn falling onto the roof of a car wouldn’t sound like a gun shot. But I could sound similar to a bullet striking a car.

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      • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.

      • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

      • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.

      • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

      • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

      You can’t make this shit up.

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        You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the “situation”. Needless to say he was fat rolling

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        • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

        So… That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

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      Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells “I’m hit! He’s shooting!” And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.

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        During protests in Moscow one man threw paper cup in general direction of police. Paper cup hit policeman in full gear in helmet. Later police raided his home. There are even memes about paper cup.