Cosmonaut_Collin

Am I crazy for seeing Steve Harvey in the burger?

I hate the ambiguity of “and for other purposes”

These budget cuts are getting weird.

I’m hoping for the virtual boy switch

Wow, this would make for a killer wallpaper background. It just needs to be extended with Photoshop ai.

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Maybe the Polio is what we need for another FDR like president.

Love that band. I can’t believe they just recently released a eurobeat song. It slaps!

The mold holds extra nutrients.

Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.

Shake Penis Hands?

I just watched “Don’t Look Up” on Netflix yesterday. It’s sad to see that reality come to fruition in modern politics. We can see climate change affecting the environment, but we choose to ignore it for profit.

I think the guy in the tank top is a fraud, but the other ogres haven’t caught on yet.

That’s an easy fix. Just write a second script to erase the data in the error log file every now and then.

I can’t wait for Trump to be the first RC Human.

Those kids must have grown up yo have weird kinks.

The U.S. has been trained to see protesting as a bad thing, so now we all just take the hits and blame neighbors whose political values don’t line up with ours.

Woah! What are you? Some kind of Communist? The founding fathers were perfect in every way. Ain’t no one more qualified on God’s green flat Earth!

Then it’s very gay.

Hey, that guy in the car could have been some sort of X-Men mutant that had gun powers. You can never be too sure.