I have a pillow that says “silica gel do not eat” and I love it
Because it tastes delicious?
Prettt sure it’s tide pods not silica gel
Well obviously they aren’t going to let the secret out like this. Silica gel and tide pods actually just drop you ome level deeper into the simulation. Really what you need to eat is removed.
There has to be some good reason people eat those
I mean all the people who tried them didn’t do it twice so either they were replaced by the simulation because they were free or they didn’t like what awaited them outside the wire.
We must investigate further!
Guys, to escape the simulation all you have to do is open your mouth and
Congrats on escaping
They just have their mouth open and can’t talk
oh
Some kid is definitely going to try this now.
Don’t bother, it didn’t work for me and won’t for you
The real hero.
That’s exactly what they would say to keep us in the simulation.
I’m out of here bitches !
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It’s good with some Tide Pods on the side.
Damn I hope that doesn’t work otherwise we lost Michael from vsauce. Need him in the simulation.
Anyone ever read “A Dirty Job” by Christopher Moore?
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he could lose a few pounds
That’s why he was in the sim, but he forgot why he was there. Like me going to the gym for those weird cheese-milkshakes that people seem to leave around everywhere
