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Muscles weigh more than shit. When you were shitting, you were flexing really hard and built muscle.
Congrats on the gains.
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Science. 😎
The real answer is that bathroom scales have god awful precision and accuracy.
They are both imprecise AND inaccurate?
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Most digital bathroom scales will repeat your last measurement if it hasn’t changed by more than half a pound. I pick up a 1 lb soap bottle off the counter first, then measure again without it for my weigh in.
Customers really hate seeing if a scale has a little inaccuracy in back to back measurements, so they all build in this bullshitting.
so you’re saying we should invest in an industrial freight shipping scale for maximum accuracy
That’s why you have to be sure to leave a dump and not take a dump.
It’s all the coffee you drank you make that poop a reality.
Only a shower in between. It was a miracle birth
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Quick, eat an entire pizza by yourself to drop the weight again.
I’ll bet you put your phone down the first time, and it was in your pocket the second time. Poop weighs incredibly little.
I once lost 4 pounds just by pooping.
Nice
how many courics is that?
And what was it on the Clydesdale scale?
“careful, he’s a hero”
No clothes both times and dry hair. The scientific method cannot constrain me
Shitting antimatter.
No, don’t be ashamed. 1 out of 3000 Americans is a Reverse-Pooper; it’s time we recognize their struggle
this can only be explained if your shit is lighter than air, did it fly away?
The science going on in the comment section is just *chef’s kiss*
I learn all my science from meme communities
