This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
This was my exact assessment. I like how u think
What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.
you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!
I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.
Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?
if you’re looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn’t have open sides so it’s a calzone. if you’re looking at a single slice, it’s sushi.
Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish
*turns bread into rice
“sushi” refers to the rice, fish is optional (but popular)
So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?
Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…
If you don’t like science go live in the woods.
That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.
A taquito is sushi
canoli = sushi
Big Mac = cake
The cake is a lie.
I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.
Hear me out -
It’s a ring torus with a a different substance inside.
It’s a filled donut.
Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice
I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast
A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices.
The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi.
I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche.
A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.
Pizza being toast is acceptable to me
An enchilada is sushi?
Lasagne is cake?
Club sandwich? Actually cake.
So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.
I feel like taco is too specific and that there is a better word that covers tacos and submarines. I just can’t come up with the word…
Lasagna is cake?
Always has been.
A burrito is a sushi
Not necessarily. A burrito can have one or both ends closed off. So it can also be a quiche or a calzone.
Does a burrito start as a calzone turn into quiche then finish life as a taco?
Big Macs are cakes.
Meat cakes?
A Big Mac is a cake?
Near enough
It’s a club sandwich
