Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦
6…I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this…
I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.
Fuckin gitem!
The only crime here is that moustache
The crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.
True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that
Prepare to get brain blasted
What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?
Is that Blake?
Mf wizards never die
Tight butthole.
Get them thin foil hats.
The term is tin foil but they aren’t made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it’s more accurate the way you put it.
Oh so _that’s_how they see crystals. And here all this time I’ve just been chucking them at people’s heads…
If that person really believes in the post, don’t waste any energy or effort to save him or her…
Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.
The trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.