Does it really count as a “hit list” if it’s just a list of publicly known healthcare executives? This isn’t so much a case of a list of targets as it is just a list of people in an industry that literally everyone hates, and they’re suddenly aware that they are mortal.

Not everything is for you.

The title literally exactly matches the headline you sanctimonious clown.

Do the right thing and insist that it be called Ligma.

We were busy those nights, and if you didn’t get the memo it’s best to stop asking questions while you still can.

To be fair all you have to do is publicly announce that you’re going to focus on improving build quality and not shitposting and you’d already be a better CEO.

Did you like the first one? This is just… a little more of that.

“This hole is mine,” said the turkey. “It was made for me!”

Must be nice living somewhere where you don’t even know that pipes can freeze.

Tough shit. You fucks voted for him, this is what you get. You’d think farmers of all people wouldn’t need to be told “You reap what you sow” but here we fucking are.

Perfect time for users to buy something that isn’t D-Link then innit.

Russia has been rattling the World War saber for so long that it’s lost all meaning. It’s like they’re copying North Korea’s homework when it comes to international threats.

He just needs to drag an incredibly powerful magnet through the landfill and sort through the metal that sticks to it. Piece of cake.

Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?

Trump has a habit of burning everyone close to him the second it is either (A) useful to him or (B) they are no longer unswerving loyal to their fuhrer. Musk is a dumbshit nepobaby who can’t shut the fuck up and steals credit for everything he’s near that he didn’t ruin. It’s only a matter of time before Trump burns Musk, and all I can ask for is that it completely ruins them both.

It’ll still NEED a power cable, it just won’t COME with one.

Well there’s the problem, you seem to think that things like basic pattern recognition and an understanding of basic reality are involved in someone deciding they like Trump.

And the fact that Google didn’t pay them more money than exists in the world will be why Russia blocks Google’s operations in the country and seizes every bit of property they can get their hands on that they say was even vaguely related to Google’s operations. They didn’t even bother with a realistic number, because in the end they don’t really care who does or doesn’t believe them.

Alaska has Ranked Choice voting.

How about making a phone that’s a whole millimeter thicker just to make the glass thick and strong enough that it won’t break if you drop it?

Great idea! Unless of course the replacement of parts and broken phones is a core part of the business model.